The Things You Learn… From Boobs…

I was reading an article the other day, Strange Things You Learn When You Don’t Wear A Bra For A week. The validity of the article flew out the window right from the get-go. Two reasons. Sizing & sagging. Which we’ll get to.

This is my own Social Science Experiment on going braless & not it isn’t titillating (yeah, see what I did there?). Anyway. Lot of things to unpack & for an experiment that didn’t go well, it ended up surprisingly alright.

Let’s read more, shall we? Come on!

Name Dropping Peter Weller…

I did say that I was going to talk about my weird fascination with Peter Weller & here we are.

No, it’s not his perky lips, which is why he was hired for the role in Robocop (considering that’s mostly what you’d see) & it’s not that his acting was that great. But I keep name dropping him & I’m not sure why. Is it that his name seems cool?

The Giant Red Bra… & Other Tales of Being a Woman

No, I’m not in love with… well I’m not sure if this is Jon Hamm or his character of Don Draper from Mad Men, but regardless I don’t dig this guy (not like this), but when I saw this picture the other day it made me LAUGH! It still makes me laugh & found it appropriate for this post. Perhaps read this post as him, does it make it more entertaining? I certainly think so.

Basically I just talk about the omission of The Universe giving me the Girl Guid to Life & how I’m stumblin’ through & apparently breaking all the rules.

They Live…

Watched the 1988 sci-fi/horror film They Live (which this post is from last Spring, so…). Lil’ Small would constantly reference it, which led me to really want to watch it. But I’m either decades too late for it, or it just wasn’t that good to begin with, or simply doesn’t hold up well now.

Play Toad In Real Life…

Lil’ Small has a few Frog & Toad books from her childhood. I never had Frog & Toad books. Didn’t really read hers growing up, because she didn’t allow this, as they were some of her favourites, & were given specifically to her, not to the both of us.

I did read hers a few years ago & enjoyed them. I also figured she should have the other books to fill in her collection, so I purchased two online.

Long story short. I didn’t technically grow up with these & that was a fast read through a few years ago. She doesn’t want the two I got for her, so I read them again to see if I wanted them. I didn’t. But two stories made me LAUGH… because I am Toad. Incidentally they both revolve around food.

So, buckle in, it’s gonna be like Reading Rainbow… but Sarah style. You’ve been warned.

Brandishing Weapons…

I’m not a girl who’s afraid of weapons (I slept with a big knife as a little girl… until I found out) or dipping my toes into “Boy Land”, though I sometimes don’t really know the rules. So I’m just remembering my evil nature, trying to figure out how to not be the object of desire, & learning to stand my ground.

Insert Doom Music Here…

When little demon babies are produced, they get put into human meat suits & infiltrate the ranks of Earthlings. There are no instruction manuals. Only the fittest survive or else are absorbed by humanity. This is the story (or part of the story) of one such demon baby, dropped into the human world, & learned, vicariously, how to navigate it.

The Tale of Joo-whan.

If you’ve been reading for awhile, you’ll know that I’m learning Spanish over on Duolingo. I have mentioned in a previous post how a surname came up (early on in my learning) & all I could think about was that kid that tormented me at the private Catholic school (I’m sure there was a better, more language oriented post about this, but fuck if I can find it, so you get this one instead).

However, that was awhile ago. Today will be 875 days of Spanish. So, we’re talking 200-ish days. But I’m good now. And that’s not the point. The point is that a few nights ago, a completely different memory sprang up.

The Things That Feel… Other…

Well, this post went weird. It’s basically about the dead & things that go bump in the night or basically things that aren’t in the here & now of flesh & blood.

Just in time for Spooky Season, so that’s good, right?!

Soy Una Nerd…

I obtained a lot of new clothes recently. Grab bags full of fancy, expensive clothing that Lil’ Small picked up on the cheap. Clothing I’ve altered & paired weird outfits together. Channelled my inner 1980’s hooker (twice!) & Lil’ Small literally gave me the clothes off her back.

So, it’s a fashion montage! How fun! Ready? Let’s go!