Play Toad In Real Life…

Lil’ Small has a few Frog & Toad books from her childhood. I never had Frog & Toad books. Didn’t really read hers growing up, because she didn’t allow this, as they were some of her favourites, & were given specifically to her, not to the both of us.

I did read hers a few years ago & enjoyed them. I also figured she should have the other books to fill in her collection, so I purchased two online.

Long story short. I didn’t technically grow up with these & that was a fast read through a few years ago. She doesn’t want the two I got for her, so I read them again to see if I wanted them. I didn’t. But two stories made me LAUGH… because I am Toad. Incidentally they both revolve around food.

So, buckle in, it’s gonna be like Reading Rainbow… but Sarah style. You’ve been warned.

The Things That Feel… Other…

Well, this post went weird. It’s basically about the dead & things that go bump in the night or basically things that aren’t in the here & now of flesh & blood.

Just in time for Spooky Season, so that’s good, right?!

The Tale of Involuntary Verbs…

This post is all over the place. But then I think that a photo I snagged off the internet of Elvis & Bigfoot ridin’ The Loch Ness Monster pretty much sums it up about right. I’m touching on a lot here. From lamp posts, to men vs women, to my teenage boy self, to the ’80’s, to serial killers & cannibalism, to 70’s metal, to sexy mostly naked ladies.

Tales From The Crypt…

This post kind of connects with my last one on façades. It’s about being too much, making people uncomfortable, true natures, religion, Devil Magicks, serial killers, & you know the drill. This is all over the place, but it does have a central theme.

What am I even?

Behind The Human Façade…

This post is about witches & demons & the scary things that go bump in the night… including myself.

Also what constitutes as truly scary or evil. Using discernment in these situations. Using your guts. Freedom versus chains. Perhaps there is no conundrum & things are just as they should be…

Powered By Gnomes…

I talk… a lot. As usual. It’s kind of all over the place from music to telly to films to the devil magicks of tits & the body being powered by gnomes. It’s weird, but when is it not?

And just for the record… I LOVE that room up there! The pink colour, the gold metal lines of the ceiling, the plants. It’s perfection.

Takin’ A Knife To Bed…

So, weird things here. I can’t explain it all except to say that Mexico is calling? And I’m apparently the creepily badass foundling? I mean it’s lengthy, but that is the gist of it really. I’m still unpacking it, I just need to get it hammered out & outta my chest, to see if a different way.

There’s a lot I’m unpacking recently & things I’m not ready to face, but that is a different blog post that I’m still working on & started before this one shot up into the forefront of my brain.

Because There Are Two Dakota’s…

So, I dreamed, in a round-about-way, about Wyoming the other night. This should be a dream post, but there’s more to say, so here we are.

Fat Girl

I’ve just read two pieces about being fat; Why Am I So Fat? by Sara Benincasa and In Defense of Fat Sadness by Your Fat Friend.  Then I read two more pieces, also by Your Fat Friend entitled, “Sweetie, No!” The Heartbreak of “You’re Not Fat” and A Call To Action: Your Fat Friend Is Going It Alone.

(These links may not even work anymore… because this post took me three or four years to actually finish.  Back burner, basically.)

I have a lot of experience with fat.  A lot.  So, what was that like?  Here, I’ll tell ya!

Oh You & Your Childhood Ways…

Came across this image that said “What do you still do today that you did as a child?”, & I had all the thoughts. This post is all over the place, when are they not, & that does coincide with who I am, who I’ve always been. So, lots of varying topics from hygiene to music, gender roles & woodland creatures.

Sounds fun, right? Maybe… you decide. This post was like two years in the making, so I don’t even know anymore, y’all. Did you even wanna know more about me? Well, here ya go!